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A GIRL ONCE SAID IF
YOU LIKE SOMEONE LEARN ABOUT THE GIRL
SO AFTER SOME RESEARCH HERE'S WHAT I CAME UP WITH TITLED "DIFFERENT TYPES OF
HOES"
11. "The
Undercover Hoe" - This type of ho often goes unnoticed in the
community, and can only be detected by a trained eye. She
holds down a decent job during the day, but is secretly hoeing
around with at least 5 different trifling men. Two of these
men are married, and at least one of these men is dating her
best friend.
10. "The Church Hoe" - Her hair and nails is always done. This
hoe is in church every Sunday and carries a Bible with her at
all times, but spends Tuesday through Saturday night of every
week in a different club. She is sometimes mistaken for the
Undercover Hoe.
9. "High Class Hoe" - (also known as the "Glamour Ho") - This
type of ho rocks Prada and Versace, and only dates players,
ballers, and shot callers. She is most often the cause of some
fight in a club (i.e. Source Awards). She tries to act like
she's got class but confuses regular English with Ebonics. She
also has trouble with simple arithmetic.
8. "Old Hoe" - The OLE Hoe used to be tight "in her day," and
thinks she still looks good for her age." She tries to wear
all of the Soul Train fashions, thinking that she will blend
in with the rest of the hunnies. You can find her at any club
on any given night, grinding on the dance floor during any
song, with any man, of any age.
7. "Nasty Hoe" - This ho has not exactly been blessed in the
looks department, but is usually very popular with the men for
her other talents. Most often, she has a "tight" body and be
found working in a strip club.
6. "Sneaky Hoe" - The sneaky ho cannot be trusted in anyone's
home or with anyone's man. Money and other personal items
"turn up missing" not long after she's gone. She is always
"dipped" and can never remember where she's purchased the
coveted item of clothing. The Sneaky Hoe aspires to be
Undercover Hoe but has already made too many enemies by
stealing.
5. "Bourgeois Hoe" - This type of ho is educated and
professional woman with many credits to her name, she dresses
well and has a sophisticated circle of friends. To the
outside, these women are perfect, however these Hoe's have
multiple partners and sleep with married men like "Undercover
Ho," perpetrate on Sunday like "Church Ho," get played by men
just like "Stupid Hoe," obsessed with name brands and status
like "High Class Hoe," and best of all...Bourgeois Ho looks
down on all the other Hoe's.
4. "Project Hoe" - This Hoe is living ghetto fabulous,
squeezing money and trinkets out of her drug dealing "babies
daddies." She likes to fight, and you will most often hear her
before you see her.
3. "Stupid Hoe" - She is usually very cute. The Stupid Hoe
keeps a string of men who constantly come over after midnight
for booty calls. They often return to eat her food, watch her
cable, and borrow her car and/or money. She complains about
them to her friends (i.e., Sneaky Ho and Project Hoe) but
never does anything about it.
2. "Crazy Hoe" - This is a popular ho. Although she is very
smart, the Crazy Ho is virtually an upgrade from the Stupid
Hoe. She has the same terrible luck with men, but unlike the
Stupid Hoe, she seeks revenge. Her areas of expertise include
slashing tires, keying cars, making prank calls from unlisted
numbers, visiting the trifling man (or other Hoe's) jobs, and
appearing on Judge Mathis for any of the aforementioned
activities.
And Finally (drum roll please)!!
1. "The Stank Hoe" - This is perhaps the most popular Hoe of
them all. The Stank Ho has appeared on shows such as Ricky
Lake, Jerry Springer and Jenny Jones. She has eluded herself
into believing that she is beautiful, and she sleeps with
everyone to justify it. Her choice of wardrobe most often
includes spandex (of every color), bra tops, and stripper
shoes. She has a permanent "unwashed" look about her that
cannot be removed with any amount of water or soap. |
